The free Tor Browser is available in 16 languages, for Windows, mac OS, and Linux.
It's self-contained and portable, meaning it'll run off a USB flash drive if you don't want to install it directly.
Set up the camera in my room before leaving so I can play with him and watch him snooze on my bed.
Sure, it's mostly about serving you targeted ads, but that's not much consolation for those looking to surf in private.
Whenever you're asked for an email, just make up a name and stick @at the end.